Vol. 5, Issue 5

The Thing About It

by Ryan Tippets

Cosmetics

by Mark McKee

The Booth Barn

by Matthew Fogarty

Take a stab at Issue 5.5’s rabid flash fiction.

This issue we’ve got a dealer literally peddling shit weed, a pugilist approach to rhinoplasty, and an annual human sacrifice to commemorate a presidential assassin. 

Hopefully, the larvae of a prize-winning Flash Monster contest entry are wriggling around in your grey matter. Only two more months until we start gathering up all the abominations unto Nature you cook up and pick a winner. Top prize of $200 is at stake (along with money for the two runners-up) so you best get to steppin’. 

Don’t whiz on the electric fence,

Josh Goller