Issue 7.21 will make your skin crawl.
This issue tells stories to frozen corpses, attempts to weaponize black widow spiders, and finds out if its family tastes like pork.
Crunch time for our Flash Rage contest. Sure, you can always count on our patented Procrastinator’s Special (patent-pending), but our soft deadline is approaching fast. Get those submissions in by end of the day (PST) Friday, March 31st.
And keep an eye out for our 2nd annual poetry contest. Details dropping on that soon.
– The Editor