Volume 5, Issue 23

Issue 5.23 will make you bug out.

This go-round we’ve got greasy trips down memory lane and bodies buried in the backyard—just don’t ask us to cook you breakfast. This is the penultimate issue of Volume 5, which means we’re gearing up for our 5-year anniversary! We’ll be ringing that in, of course, on April 1st with our Flash Fool prize winners issue. You’ve got until March 15th (plus a few days of our Procrastinator’s Special at a jacked up price) to get those twist-ending submissions in for a chance at prize money and sweet, sweet glory.

Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn’t there.

-The Editor 

I Will Never Cook Breakfast

by Karen Ashburner

Meditation on Sunrise Pizza

by Alison Grifa Ismaili

Patient 3917 (Recording)

by Peter Shoemaker