Issue 5.7 can see into your soul.
This issue can smell whores on its husband’s clothes, carries fog in baskets, and can weed out homeless-phantoms.
Less than 30 days left until the Flash Monster contest deadline! $200 is at stake (plus additional cash prizes for the two runners-up) so get those entries in! In addition to making stacks on stacks on stacks (if you were to convert the prize money to singles, that is), the winners will also get automatic placement in our very special Halloween issue. So get the lead out and get your monstrous words turned in.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly; perhaps she’ll die,